John Wick ★★★½

What do you write about a film that is exactly what it is, without pretense?

Not too much:

- Wick is slick.

- Reeves has almost no lines.

- ^ this is a good thing.

- Reeves is 50 years old.

- ^ WTF?

- John Wick is the best comic book adaptation of something that was never a comic book.

- Wick's Bitch.

- ^ sadface

- John Wick is the best video game adaptation of something that was never a video game.

- ^ Apparently John Wick will become a playable character in Payday 2. Rumours say that motion capturing Reeves' face was the cheapest job ever.

- 15 minutes less and this would have been just about perfect.

- Michael Nyqvist is absolutely hilarious.

- John Wick has about twenty moments of 'John Wick walking away with gritty guitar music playing in the background'.

- This is also a good thing and would make for a great drinking game.

Yep. That's about it.

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