DirkH’s review published on Letterboxd:
Dear 90% of modern comedy,
You don't entertain me, unfunny pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "comedy," you and all your silly, uninspired friends.
I don't want to watch you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Sincerely,
Ni