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  • The Fate of the Furious

    The Fate of the Furious

    The incredulous popularity of this franchise is its own worst enemy. It needs to start contracting rather than continuing to expand.

    It also needs to GET REAL.

    TRASH.

  • T2 Trainspotting

    T2 Trainspotting

    ★★★½

    3.T25/5

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  • Money Monster

    Money Monster

    ★★★½

    I'm sure one day a Quant will point out the Glitch in my Algo.

    public float DetermineStarRating()
    {
    float starRating = 0f;
    if (_runningTime < 100f)
    {
    starRating += 1f;
    }
    if (_prodBudget >= 25000000f)
    {
    starRating += 1f;
    }
    if (_gimmick == eGimmick.RealTime)
    {
    starRating += 1f;
    }
    if (_ratingMPAA == eRatingMPAA.Restricted)
    {
    starRating += .5f;
    }
    return starRating;
    }

  • The Gambler

    The Gambler

    ★★★

    2.75/5

    1/8 star reduction for "The Wire" stunt casting
    1/8 star reduction for college basketball ignorance
    1/4 star reduction for children's choir version of Creep