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  • Parenthood
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure
  • Nothing but Trouble

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  • Spencer

    ★★★★

  • 8-Bit Christmas

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★★

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    ★★★½

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  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Ghost Egon should have uttered but three words to end this film :

    Comedy is dead.

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★½

    Thought about giving this 4 stars and declaring it the "Unhinged of 2021" but thinking about Unhinged made me smile and realize and how much better it is than this "picture".

    As a result, pre-re-watching Unhinged at a 4.5/5 so I can justify a post-Unhinged pre-re-watch of Venom: Let There Be Carnage at a 4/5.

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  • Baywatch

    Baywatch

    ½

    It's not a good idea to make a comedy that stars ZERO comedians.

    Painfully bad.

    (NOTE: This movie killed Nu-Frank)

  • Money Monster

    Money Monster

    ★★★½

    I'm sure one day a Quant will point out the Glitch in my Algo.

    public float DetermineStarRating()
    {
    float starRating = 0f;
    if (_runningTime < 100f)
    {
    starRating += 1f;
    }
    if (_prodBudget >= 25000000f)
    {
    starRating += 1f;
    }
    if (_gimmick == eGimmick.RealTime)
    {
    starRating += 1f;
    }
    if (_ratingMPAA == eRatingMPAA.Restricted)
    {
    starRating += .5f;
    }
    return starRating;
    }