Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Jewel Thief 2023

  ★★½ Watched 13 Sep 2023 1

  alt title:

  Catch Me If Ya Can Eh?

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  You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah 2023

  ★★★ Watched 27 Aug 2023

  "Is that what kids talk about today? Tampons and frontal farts?"

Popular reviews

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  Baywatch 2017

  ½ Watched 25 May 2017 23

  It's not a good idea to make a comedy that stars ZERO comedians.

  Painfully bad.

  (NOTE: This movie killed Nu-Frank)

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  Money Monster 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 14 May 2016 6

  I'm sure one day a Quant will point out the Glitch in my Algo.

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  }
  if (_gimmick == eGimmick.RealTime)
  {
  starRating += 1f;
  }
  if (_ratingMPAA == eRatingMPAA.Restricted)
  {
  starRating += .5f;
  }
  return starRating;
  }