Who cares about confusing ratings?
Mine are sort of random.
La La Land 2016
Movies are like horoscopes. You watch them and you're thinking of yourself and it somehow fits. I haven't felt emotionally attached to a horoscope so far.
The Wild Chicks and Life 2009
Astonishingly, it wasn't that bad. If I were a fifteen years old girl with lovesickness I would watch this movie again and a again. Just compare this "franchise" with "Die Wilden Kerle" and you will see that this girl-version is much better, than the talentless acting and horrible screenplay of the boy-version.
Dead or Alive 1999
Man, the first and the last five minutes got me!