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  • The Dirt

    The Dirt


    if i called this the best movie ever made literally who would stop me no one

  • Final Destination 5

    Final Destination 5


    fucking horrible (also why does the hot girl always have to die i get its a horror movie rule blah blah blah but the hot girl is always 10x more interesting than the boring male lead) but i cant lie that ending literally shocked me i was not expecting it at all.... that was crazy

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  • Everything, Everything

    Everything, Everything


    "im no princess"
    "that's good because i'm no prince"
    everyone in the theater: awwww
    my friends and i: wheezing, doubling over in laughter, gagging from laughing so much, snorting

  • Forever My Girl

    Forever My Girl


    listen i don't like country music but i love jessica rothe enough to sit through this for her motivated by the belief that she will be a movie star one day but until then she has to take shitty roles like this one.