The Missing Scarf ★★★★½

"Oh, you're looking for your scarf? Well, I'm looking for my sanity. You see, we're all in a forest that is far too white where all the trees are dead and George Takei is narrating all of our thoughts, and you're worried about a scarf. No, of course this scarf I'm wearing isn't yours, don't be stupid. The issue at hand isn't that, but rather that we're all going to simply not exist at all and I have a feeling it's going to happen at any mo--oh no, it's happening right now. This is all yoUR FAULT; LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! WHY?? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!??!?!?",

said the bear.

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