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  Casino Royale 2006

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2017

  The Royal Casino is one of the best Bond movies because it captures how global politics actually works. Money washes around the world and people who are clued in find it trivially easy to get rich. But because it's so easy, they get bored of that and start getting involved in schemes to manage the managers. So there is this layer within the rich that includes secret agencies and criminal hierarchies which mostly seems to fight each other and could…

Recent reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★ Watched 15 May 2023

  Sometimes I feel like I was sent here to see what human life is like. I still don’t get it.

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Apr 2023

  Saw this on a Monday afternoon, which is probably the most unemployed thing I’ve ever done. No chance I remember I saw this tomorrow. But I had fun. Ham champions Chris Pine and Hugh Grant goofing off. Lots of nerdy RPG jokes for Leo screen pointing.

Popular reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★ Watched 05 Nov 2021 15

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  This is a bad movie but it was also deeply weird. This is a PG Disney movie and at one point a guy is sifting through the ruins of the Hiroshima atomic bomb explosion crying and saying "They're not worth saving, they're not worth saving." Most of the dialogue is people struggling to explain what is going on and it still doesn't make much sense. Also Kumail got ripped for this and the way he fights is by shooting energy…

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  Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

  ★★ Watched 06 May 2022 5

  The women in my life are enough magic for me.