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  • Doctor Zhivago
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  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

  • Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★

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  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    ★★★★½

    The Royal Casino is one of the best Bond movies because it captures how global politics actually works. Money washes around the world and people who are clued in find it trivially easy to get rich. But because it's so easy, they get bored of that and start getting involved in schemes to manage the managers. So there is this layer within the rich that includes secret agencies and criminal hierarchies which mostly seems to fight each other and could…

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  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    I am not rating this because I left after about fifteen minutes. I was too tired to care so I’ll give it a fair shot another day. Mildly funny that I chose this as the follow up to Inland Empire. I think a fun derivative action-comedy would be one where Audrey Hepburn was secretly an international assassin. You could have Lily Collins starring in Breakfast at Tiffany’s and having to run around behind the scenes to do various spy things. It’s a bit Zoolander and you could include a lot of cameos. My tentative title is Code Name: Golightly.

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

    Ok I loved this. Lucky to see it in a theater.

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is a bad movie but it was also deeply weird. This is a PG Disney movie and at one point a guy is sifting through the ruins of the Hiroshima atomic bomb explosion crying and saying "They're not worth saving, they're not worth saving." Most of the dialogue is people struggling to explain what is going on and it still doesn't make much sense. Also Kumail got ripped for this and the way he fights is by shooting energy…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★

    The women in my life are enough magic for me.