Favorite films

  • Doctor Zhivago
  • Josie and the Pussycats
  • La Chinoise
  • Leningrad Cowboys Go America

Recent activity

  • Jurassic World Dominion


  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

  • Inland Empire


Pinned reviews

  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale


    The Royal Casino is one of the best Bond movies because it captures how global politics actually works. Money washes around the world and people who are clued in find it trivially easy to get rich. But because it's so easy, they get bored of that and start getting involved in schemes to manage the managers. So there is this layer within the rich that includes secret agencies and criminal hierarchies which mostly seems to fight each other and could…

Recent reviews

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion


    Okay I admit I enjoyed seeing the dinosaurs run around. It’s a bad movie I will forget tomorrow but some of it was fun. I was irritated at first how much of this is explaining things to move things along and I was sort of like who needs a dinosaur movie explained. Then I was confused and bored enough that I missed the obvious parts. The dinosaurs look uncanny but you get used to it. This movie includes a hyperloop train and if that annoys you then probably skip it.

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    This is the kind of movie Germans would make if they won the war. You can’t like this without being at least a little bit Nazi. And I admit I kinda liked it.

Popular reviews

  • Eternals



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is a bad movie but it was also deeply weird. This is a PG Disney movie and at one point a guy is sifting through the ruins of the Hiroshima atomic bomb explosion crying and saying "They're not worth saving, they're not worth saving." Most of the dialogue is people struggling to explain what is going on and it still doesn't make much sense. Also Kumail got ripped for this and the way he fights is by shooting energy…

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy


    Okay so I messed up... the target age for this movie is about 10 years old... Don't go see this if you are a grown ass man, it is a full blown kids movie. It's strange that a kids movie would have so many guns in it, but gun violence is a real problem in our society and art is a mirror. There are a lot of bit parts for streamers in this, which made me feel bad about myself in a few ways.