Eternals

Eternals ★★

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This review may contain spoilers.

This is a bad movie but it was also deeply weird. This is a PG Disney movie and at one point a guy is sifting through the ruins of the Hiroshima atomic bomb explosion crying and saying "They're not worth saving, they're not worth saving." Most of the dialogue is people struggling to explain what is going on and it still doesn't make much sense. Also Kumail got ripped for this and the way he fights is by shooting energy balls and therefore he could just be a thin guy. I thought maybe they needed him ripped for the inevitable climactic battle but he seriously peaces out and leaves for that whole sequence. Angelina Jolie is xanned out for the whole movie and I couldn't really understand why she was in it. I had fun though, it was stupid enough that I'm glad I saw it.