"Oh, oh, Steven! And then, and then ... there was this one time I dressed up in the James Bond clothes! And I bought an Astin Martin! And then I fucked the hottest model in the world!"
*Spielberg nodding excitedly and scribbling notes*
The touching true story of the world's biggest asshole and the unlikable, incompetent lawman hot on his heels.
Spielberg moves heaven and Earth to lionize this crybaby criminal without spending one half of a split fucking…