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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    All the rumors about this movie's power levels are true

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    This fever dream made me question whether I was a real person, and I wanted it to last for at least another 6 hours

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★★

    The fact that this masterpiece is controversial within the fandom shows that an awful lot of Star Wars fans don't understand what's good or interesting about Star Wars (or cinema, for that matter).

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie is close to incomprehensible, not just in terms of its byzantine plot, but also in terms of its poor direction, inconsistent characters, and meandering story structure. The color palette is so washed out and offensively gray that this movie would have been improved by just being black and white. The only good performance comes from Jude Law, in the role of Dumbledore, who very clearly should have been the protagonist. Instead, he is onscreen for less than ten…