Dean M

Dean M Pro

Love what you love, it’s not a competition. Except for like all the awards ceremonies where they give out trophies, those are competitions.

Favorite films

  • Home Alone
  • Die Hard
  • A Christmas Story
  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

Recent activity

  • The Family Man

  • Alien Resurrection

  • My Octopus Teacher

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

Pinned reviews

  • Home Alone

    Home Alone


    Every year I’m hoping he takes just one bite of that Mac and Cheese. Maybe next year.

  • Aliens



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If all my babies were burned in front of me I would also rip off my egg sack and take an elevator up 50 floors to fuck shit up.

Recent reviews

  • The Family Man

    The Family Man

    It’s weird that his glimpse life is perfect in every way, except he has the absolute worst best friend.

  • Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection

    Alien baby cute though, right?

Popular reviews

  • True Grit

    True Grit


    The middle of this movie showed me the dream casting for a Jaws remake:
    Jeff Bridges as Quint 
    Matt Damon as Hooper
    Hailee Steinfeld as Chief Brody
    Josh Brolin as The Shark

  • Alien³



    I don’t know...there are some things I like but this movie is really boring. I blacked out for like 30 minutes at the end and when I came to they were still running around those damn tunnels, shutting those doors. I mean, what was even going on in that part? 

    Charles S. Dutton gives at least 12 Eulogies and 7 motivational speeches in this movie.