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  • Rise

    ★★★

  • The Expose of the Nudist Racket

    ★★

  • Confessions of a Teenage Mother

    ★★★

  • Vampire Brides

    ★★★

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  • Tumbling Doll of Flesh

    Tumbling Doll of Flesh

    ★★★★★

    The 1990s were difficult for the Japanese adult video industry. With an economic recession permeating the decade and the shifting of popular tastes, the studios were struggling to keep buyer interest. So, as the decade went on, more and more companies became raunchier and rougher, trying to offer more niches than ever before in the hopes of appealing to a prospective market that still had money to spend. This proliferation of taste is where Baroque's bloody place in the mondo…

  • American Mary

    American Mary

    ★★★★★

    Welcoming the domination of human flesh by angel hands
    [3:47 PM]
    the clay makes its march around the barracks, little toy soldier, fighting off the world
    [3:47 PM]
    There are things from a place not of our belief
    [3:48 PM]
    They rule in the most devilish of ways
    [3:48 PM]
    Cast from eternity, these hearts are made of lead
    [3:49 PM]
    Invade all thought
    [3:49 PM]
    leave all dead

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  • Rise

    Rise

    ★★★

    I bounced inside after a pretty slow day at work today, smelling a bit like dish soap and oil, and saw my brothers in the "TV room" watching some family-friendly biopic on the television. I managed to find a cozy spot snuggling my lil nerdburglar of a brother and sank into a pretty relaxing picture with sappy storytelling and an occasional risk from the art department. While Rise will never be considered groundbreaking in terms of its characterizations or themes,…

  • The Expose of the Nudist Racket

    The Expose of the Nudist Racket

    Mean-spirited and unfunny. You get no love. Tearing skin for the Necronomicon. Heartless, soul fire, blue winds, Limewire. Running off with the princess, demons missing. Roofies on ice got me kissing while I'm slurring, memory faded out, got my night all blurry. Say, baby, what's the hurry? I'm not going anywhere...

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    The combination of the "C" and the "3" looks like a short, furry cock, and I can no longer unsee it.

  • I Like Life a Lot

    I Like Life a Lot

    ★★★★½

    This film is art in its purest form, speaking to innate humanity. The distancing of ourselves from our youths is essential to avoid the horrors of our self-hatred born from societal prejudice ingrained into our beliefs without our very acknowledgment.

    I cannot go beyond my time here; I can only sense vague reminders of the lives I never knew. For you to stand here tonight makes me the weakest sparrow within your palms. As the terrace creaks beneath your weight,…