Noah Del

Noah Del

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Mike Meyers’ Cat in the Hat is a cinematic masterpiece

Favorite films

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Cloverfield
  • The Shining
  • Spider-Man 2

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  • Annihilation

    ★★★★

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    ★★★★½

  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

  • Malignant

    ★★★★½

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

    my mom the entire time:
    oh my god”
    “oh MY god”
    “oh my GOD”
    “OH MY GOD”
    “you see this is the problem with these men. they’re pathetic and they always get what’s coming to them!”

    she loved it.

  • Jumanji: The Next Level

    Jumanji: The Next Level

    ★★★

    me in college in filmmaking classes: man i can’t write for shit, who would ever laugh at such dumb jokes?

    me watching Jumanji: The Next Level at 1:45 on a Sunday afternoon while my entire audience laughs their ass off at a testicles joke that goes on for almost three minutes: holy fuck