I like most kinds of movies.
Horror and genre films to the front.
My buddies and I are celebrating 100 bad movie nights together with a double-feature of landlocked surfer films! This first one is a teen comedy that I grew up on, featuring baby-faced Jack Black, Seth Green, and a lead actor who speaks only in parables and later did a couple of TV episodes and a short run on a soap opera before disappearing forever. The final race sequence is really well shot. Pretty sure this movie is what made me get rollerblades when I was 10.
Bad Movie Night #100.1
Landlocked Surfer Movies
Laurie: We killed Michael!
Tommy: I'm gonna get you, Michael!
Laurie: We got that son of a bitch!
Tommy: Evil dies tonight!
Laurie: We burned that bastard to a crisp!
Tommy: This ends when Michael is dead!
Laurie: We got him!
Tommy: He's gonna fuckin' die!
This goes on for about half of the movie. The rest of it is a mob of people yelling in a hospital, some shitty retcon flashbacks to the original film's events, and one of…
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Someone or something is rippin' out hearts in a future flooded London, and Rutger Hauer's leather clad uber macho detective is on the case. He is unhinged in this. In the first 10 minutes of the movie, he shows his police badge to a rottweiler so he can get into a strip club, and then when a murder occurs there soon after, he briefly interrogates the same rottweiler insisting that it saw…