red and green poster
zero chemistry
nonsense premise
evil boss (named “Mr. Tusk”)
token gay side character
one good joke
i love straight christmas nonsense
the script could have used some more polishing – especially pacing-wise. i went from an adrenaline rush in the middle to then wondering if i cared about what was happening, to being intrigued again in the last 10 minutes. by no means a bad movie, but this story would have made an epic 4-episode limited series.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.