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  • Rocky III

    ★★★★

  • Rocky II

    ★★★★

  • Rocky

    ★★★★½

  • The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

    ★★★★

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  • Certified Copy

    Certified Copy

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It’s great to see that even decades on in his career Abbas Kiarostami never really stopped perfecting the art of the mundane in his films. From the simplest of stories to the most realistic of performances given by complete non-actors, the Iranian director truly knew how to conjure the most honest and true-to-life stories I’ve ever seen put to screen — and here the man proved he could do it in English too! 

    All of what one needs to know…

  • Vagabond

    Vagabond

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “It’s not wandering, it’s withering.”

    Having seen George Sluizer’s The Vanishing last week I can’t help but feel like both it and Vagabond here share some intrinsic thread together when thinking on life itself and the things one chooses to care about. For Rex, his desire to find the whereabouts of his friend Saskia and the reasoning behind her kidnapping soon begins to corrode toward an unhealthy obsession that plagues his life with intrusive thoughts and a grim answer to…

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  • Rocky III

    Rocky III

    ★★★★

    For as schmaltzy and flashy as Rocky III is, you’d honestly be hard pressed not to have a great time right as Eye of the Tiger ushers in the 80s with a full display of the titular boxer’s lavish post-title win career from Muppet Show hostings to carnivalesque training gyms! Not only do these overindulgent moments of excess lead us toward a beautiful Apollo Creed redemption arc as he snaps Rocky back from the clouds, but — especially when compared to who Balboa…

  • Rocky II

    Rocky II

    ★★★★

    The original Rocky was a pretty personal story for Sylvester Stallone so I suppose it’s no surprise its sequel seemingly follows suit the way it furthers the parallels between him and the titular boxer. By the time Rocky II graced theaters Stallone had been fully immersed in the Hollywood limelight for some time after it’s predecessor’s life-changing Best Picture win, yet his career since then hadn’t been all he’d hoped for with films like Paradise Alley floundering in the box office once…

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  • Bedtime for the Bride

    Bedtime for the Bride

    ★★½

    Perhaps the most risqué film of 1896, Le Coucher de la Mariée has commonly been stated as being one of the first — if not the first — erotic films ever made, but unfortunately for modern viewers the short was apparently just too raunchy for us so the remaining four minutes of its seven minute runtime have now been completely lost to time, leaving behind nothing but a dramatic depiction of one woman's thousand-layer garment removal of a striptease while…

  • Love Exposure

    Love Exposure

    ★★★★★

    I’m actually speechless. I’ve always been a huge fan of bad Japanese comedies, but I honestly think I just found the crown jewel and new standard for the genre....but it’s way more than just that, I feel. This is the most blasphemous film I’ve ever seen and you’d think with the length and plot synopsis it’d be a trite garbage b-flick, but I’ve seen Sion Sono’s Antiporno so I know his style already and honestly it’s that dialed to the max,…