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  • The Children

    The Children

    ★★★

    Forgot that I’d already seen this

  • Plague Town

    Plague Town

    ½

    This movie is as dumb as the title indicates.

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I HATE MALE CULTURE. Christopher Nolan is Michael Bay and you can’t tell me any different. At one point in this drawn out, cheesy, nonsensical movie the only woman character (who exists only to be pushed around on a literal stretcher and periodically saved at all costs) is told that the whole world is at danger of being destroyed. To which she replies ‘...including my son!’

    Get fucked with this VFX house promo reel. I want these hours of my…

  • On the Rocks

    On the Rocks

    I don’t know if Rashida Jones can carry a movie, particularly when no character whatsoever has been written for her. This movie spends its run time glorifying Bill Murray’s incredibly misogynistic character and allowing him the space and time to constantly monologue about how men are hardwired to want to control and impregnate all women. I guess there’s some sort of guise about their father daughter relationship developing, which may have been interesting if we had been given any indication…