Favorite films

  • Lake Forest Park
  • Satantango
  • I Know Who Killed Me
  • Bones

Recent activity

  • How Not to Be Seen: A Fucking Didactic Educational .MOV File

  • Edward Scissorhands


  • Top Gun


  • Jackass 4.5


Recent reviews

  • Jackass 4.5

    Jackass 4.5


    A bunch of old people just vibing while spending millions of dollars in different ways to destroy each other's cocks and creating psychological and physical scars in the process.
    This is what true friendship looks like.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    Congratulations to The Daniels for winning the prize of “filmmakers who I should totally hate, but I don’t”.

    Despite having The Matrix as a template (for God’s sake, they copy an entire sequence regarding the protagonist escaping from an office space, it implements some similar music cues and it even has its own Morpheus), this is less Wachowski sisters, and more breakneck Michel Gondry (telling because, as Gondry, Daniels' background as music video directors is at full front here) with the…

Popular reviews

  • Nomadland


    I find the romantic ideal of the poor being the more “close to Earth” than all of us peasants and their struggle being just part of their spiritual journey to self enlightenment more repulsive with each new entry of these indie darlings in the wave of vague anti capitalist narratives that do everything in their power to make you believe that a company like Amazon actually care about its workers. 

    But what did you expect from someone who takes the…

  • Devilman Crybaby

    Devilman Crybaby

    Thanks, I hate it.

    Why are you booing me? I’m right.