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  The Matrix Resurrections 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched by dogstaaarr 08 Feb 2022

  It’s not the Matrix film any of us would have asked for or theorised, but it’s the Matrix film Lana needed to make, and I’m so fucking happy we got to see it.

  Dissolution of binaries can be messy and imperfect but can also lead to great beauty. 💚

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  Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018

  ½ Watched by dogstaaarr 16 Dec 2021

  This is my impression of Chris Pratt yelling in every film he’s in:

  BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHH

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  Quantum of Solace 2008

  ★★ Watched by dogstaaarr 20 May 2022

  I literally just watched this and I don’t think I could tell you a single thing about it.

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  Die Another Day 2002

  ★½ Watched by dogstaaarr 20 May 2022

  Tried to give this the benefit of the doubt - my annoying contrarian self really wanted to love this in spite of its reputation - but fuck me this is a stinker.

  Really enjoyed the opening salvo and post-opening credits post-hostage mountain man Bond. That’s about it.

Popular reviews

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  The Running Man 1987

  ★★★ Watched by dogstaaarr 30 Jul 2020

  My new favourite unexpected film credit:

  Choreography by:   PAULA ABDUL

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  Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched by dogstaaarr 09 May 2022 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Well this was bonkers!

  So much fun. So much movie! Those cameos! THE COW MAGICIAN?!!

  I was wanting more/different for Wanda at the close, but I’m pretty sure that’s not the last we’ll see of her. Elisabeth Olsen absolutely ATE. True MVP for me.

  The horror elements in this film are 👌👌👌

  Seriously though, who’s that cow magician? I love him so much.

  EDIT: That shot where Wanda LOOKS DIRECTLY AT US?

  EDIT 2: Pizza Poppa always gets paid.