Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Gray Man 2022

  ★½ Watched 24 Jul 2022

  is it bad that while I was watching the opening scene with ryan gosling and billy bob thornton, I just knew this was gonna be a shit film. but I watched it anyway. I’ve sorely missed mr. gosling, I can’t be blamed

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  When Harry Met Sally... 1989

  ★★★★ Rewatched 01 Feb 2022

  the stupid, wagon wheel, Roy Rogers, garage sale coffee table remains in my thoughts even today. I’d honestly take it for free, I could use a coffee table. billy crystal’s inner mike wazowski really came out in that scene. laughed the hardest when he yelled “I WAS BEING NICE” because we’ve all been there!

Popular reviews

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  Memento 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2018 7

  christopher nolan: it's a test
  me: [giving him the finger] test this, you fucking quack

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  Se7en 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 17 May 2017 6

  someone: *makes a good witty comeback*
  bread poot: sit back you fucking freak shut your fucking mouth you're a movie of the week you're a fucking t-shirt at best