Favorite films

  • Holiday
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • In the Mood for Love
  • Rear Window

Recent activity

  • Far from the Madding Crowd


  • Jackass Forever

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • The Beguiled


Pinned reviews

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    What the fuck did I just see because I think I loved it. Somehow even more strange and disgusting and brilliant than anyone prepared me for. And I’m so glad I wasn’t prepared. 

    This was not an unadulterated hit with our London Film Festival audience. As we left the theatre you could actually feel revulsion and aggression radiating out of maybe half of the crowd. It was especially noticeable because my buddy and I came out absolutely giddy with delight. 


  • True History of the Kelly Gang

    True History of the Kelly Gang


    Yes, the queer-coding of villains is bad, but also consider evil Nicholas Hoult, naked but for sock suspenders, flirting with George Mackay while a mini-donkey wanders past.

Recent reviews

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


    I badly wanted this to work but it’s the same awkward, shallow joke over and over. It could have been properly weird. It could have gone deep on character. It could have had real jokes. The trailer promised all three! It does none of these things. Pedro Pascal is an absolute joy and a treasure for every moment he’s on screen, but that’s the only thing that sings in the whole movie. 

    Side-note: when will we as a species acknowledge that Sharon Horgan can only do one character - nay, one line reading - and it’s an irritating one?

  • The Lost City

    The Lost City


    Yet again Channing brings the bisexual himbo energy that Hollywood cinema has been sorely lacking!!! A prince.

Popular reviews

  • Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love

    Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love


    Did you know that director Nick Broomfield once slept with the same woman Leonard Cohen did? Because Nick Broomfield wants you to know he once slept with the same woman Leonard Cohen did. He made a whole film about it.

  • Bright Star

    Bright Star


    Who needs serotonin when there is Ben Whishaw sitting on the floor by the fire cradling a cat.