★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar, 2018 4
I love Willem Dafoe with all my heart. He looks like he has, at some point in his life, eaten a person whole.
★★★½ Watched 27 Sep, 2018
When I was in eighth grade I had hair down past my shoulders and was in love with a Croatian boy the year below me who then moved schools and I never saw him again. Make a movie out of that Burnham you coward.
★★ Watched 14 Dec, 2018
We, as a society, need to stop letting a man who changed his surname to 'Megaton' make films that I have to watch.
★★★★ Watched 13 Dec, 2018
Ryan Gosling's face is made of aged, hand-crafted porcelain which is why it both never moves and looks so fine.
★★★★½ Watched 25 Nov, 2017 1
I was intensely worried throughout for the wellbeing of his plant.
★★★ Watched 06 Sep, 2018
Just to be safe I'm going to instantly punch every nun I see in the face from now on. And I'm Irish so I see a hell of a lot of nuns.