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  • Eagle vs Shark

    ★★★

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

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  • Eagle vs Shark

    Eagle vs Shark

    ★★★

    "Cool"

    She really just called her cash register a 'till.'

    He really just "randomly" pulled a name from a hat to help decide who's being let go, but did all those slips of paper have the same name on them?

    They've got beauty marks reflected across the y-axis of their faces, and she's apparently sort of stalking him.

    He doesn't eat cheese, and I haven't actually seen any food at that fast food restaurant. Is this some futuristic dystopian period…

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Can we quit fucking around and get a Jacob Kowalski film already?

    Best part of this one: when those bagels started multiplying.

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