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  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project


    I love Willem Dafoe with all my heart. He looks like he has, at some point in his life, eaten a person whole.

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade


    When I was in eighth grade I had hair down past my shoulders and was in love with a Croatian boy the year below me who then moved schools and I never saw him again. Make a movie out of that Burnham you coward.

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  • Not So Fast

    Not So Fast


    I've reached my 'short horrors on youtube' limit for the day or else I'll have to call in sick to work again.

  • Suckablood



    Awesome fairytale like horror short that I'm wasting my evening watching instead of doing any of the productive things I need to do.

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