Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • Donnie Darko
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

Recent activity

  • Top Gun


  • Catch Me If You Can


  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective


  • Rosemary's Baby


Recent reviews

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun


    Bring back Tom cruise’s unibrow
    Cool feel-good 80s americana

  • Catch Me If You Can

    Catch Me If You Can


    Another W for Steven

Popular reviews

  • Yojimbo



    It’s a lot like goose game tbh

  • Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2


    Completely ill conceived, bad mannered 80s schlock. 
    I would be lying if I said I didn’t absolutely love the aesthetics and Eric Freeman’s crazy ass performance. 
    Are you telling me someone out there thought “naughty this!” Is an acceptable one-liner during a story’s climax?!
    Imagine 1/3 of your film literally being another movie