Favorite films

  • Evil Dead II
  • The Thing
  • Ravenous
  • Malignant

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  • Heck

  • X

    ★★★

  • Like Minds

    ★★★½

  • Villains

    ★★★

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  • Like Minds

    Like Minds

    ★★★½

    Hysterical that everyone involved in this has amnesia. Redmayne says he's "never worked with Tom Sturridge but would love to", Sturridge is bewildered when people mention it at comic cons and I'd bet you money that if you asked Toni Collette she would dissociate from her body. It has the potential to be a gay cult classic but that somehow never happened because only like 5 people have heard of it and none of them are the actors in the movie. Anyway, rewatch x3 because I'm deeply ill.

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Genuinely thought this was going to go down the Fresh route bill skarsgard I'm sorry I judged you

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  • Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands

    ★★★½

    Why would they give him the water bed
    If he has scissors
    For hands

  • Life Itself

    Life Itself

    'Oscar Isaac and folk music' is the new 'Ryan Gosling and neon'