The cinematic equivalent of a slaughterhouse.Β
A viscious assault on the senses.Β
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the epitome of horror. Gritty, brutal, and expertly crafted. The world of this film feels like a fever dream, smoldering and dry, with flies buzzing around its many decomposing animal carcasses. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre shows no sign of aging, itβs more visceral and intense than nearly any other to come before or after. Itβs been said to death, but the lack ofβ¦
A unique, sprawling masterpiece of dread and unhinged creativity.
This is an incredibly patient, creeping psychological horror piece that is totally unlike anything Iβve seen in recent memory. This film plays with concepts and motifs that seem almost alien to each other, but wraps them inside this gut churning Kurosawa-like monolith of impending doom.
The atmosphere was set perfectly for my experience with this film, home alone in a big dark house, wrapped in blankets and the only light beingβ¦
I refuse to believe the same bloke who directed Silent Hill Revelations (the worst movie Iβve ever watched) directed this. Solomon Kane is a totally cheesy, gloomy spectacle, mashing sword and sorcery with some mean and filthy horror elements. This is the type of stuff I wish there was more of, I canβt get enough of it. This movie has some seriously great visuals and sets, and I found myself enamored by its atmosphere and directing, even if it was weak in the character department.Β
Very solid.
UuuuughΒ
Some of the worst this era of comedy has to offer, with some good moments sprinkled in. Overall this feels so uncomfortable and the gross-out / sex humor is always forced and annoying. The visuals and music are equally as awful, and even Jim Carrey feels out of place in his own movie.Β
This is pretty much what Freddy Got Fingered was parodying. Butβ¦Β As annoying as it was, I still finished it, so it wasnβt unwatchable.
I never want to see this again.
Itβs perfect.
But I never want to see it again.Β
I hate you.
Easily the best Marvel movie of all time, absolutely loaded with fan service and UNBELIEVABLE high stakes and drama. The best of the MCU trilogy by far, and when fan favorite Mr. Harrington shoved that medieval spear up Goblinβs ass and fucked him to death, the whole theater was in an uproar!
