The cinematic equivalent of a slaughterhouse.
A viscious assault on the senses.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the epitome of horror. Gritty, brutal, and expertly crafted. The world of this film feels like a fever dream, smoldering and dry, with flies buzzing around its many decomposing animal carcasses. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre shows no sign of aging, it’s more visceral and intense than nearly any other to come before or after. It’s been said to death, but the lack of…
A unique, sprawling masterpiece of dread and unhinged creativity.
This is an incredibly patient, creeping psychological horror piece that is totally unlike anything I’ve seen in recent memory. This film plays with concepts and motifs that seem almost alien to each other, but wraps them inside this gut churning Kurosawa-like monolith of impending doom.
The atmosphere was set perfectly for my experience with this film, home alone in a big dark house, wrapped in blankets and the only light being…
A largely successful, critically beloved comic book movie with only a handful of flaws that could only be improved upon in a sequel….
So naturally, the sequel is not greenlit, and it could be “years” before a sequel, and potentially even canned all together.
I’m sorry?
Warner Bros are so fucking idiotic at this point, I’ve given up. People are getting sick of the MCU format, and saw The Batman as a breath of fresh air, so why the FUCK…
An old favorite of mine. Maybe not as great now as it once was, but it’s certainly admirable how efficient this is. It feels like a 30 minute movie basically. The highlights are the performances, there are some laugh out loud line deliveries in this thing, and in general I think the comedic aspect is the strongest. Not bad for a first movie!
I never want to see this again.
It’s perfect.
I never want to see it again.
I hate you.
Easily the best Marvel movie of all time, absolutely loaded with fan service and UNBELIEVABLE high stakes and drama. The best of the MCU trilogy by far, and when fan favorite Mr. Harrington shoved that medieval spear up Goblin’s ass and fucked him to death, the whole theater was in an uproar!
