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  • Spider-Man 2
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  • The Gene Generation

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

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  • Crank: High Voltage

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  • Crank

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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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    The cinematic equivalent of a slaughterhouse.Β 
    A viscious assault on the senses.Β 


    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the epitome of horror. Gritty, brutal, and expertly crafted. The world of this film feels like a fever dream, smoldering and dry, with flies buzzing around its many decomposing animal carcasses. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre shows no sign of aging, it’s more visceral and intense than nearly any other to come before or after. It’s been said to death, but the lack of…

  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man

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    A unique, sprawling masterpiece of dread and unhinged creativity.

    This is an incredibly patient, creeping psychological horror piece that is totally unlike anything I’ve seen in recent memory. This film plays with concepts and motifs that seem almost alien to each other, but wraps them inside this gut churning Kurosawa-like monolith of impending doom.

    The atmosphere was set perfectly for my experience with this film, home alone in a big dark house, wrapped in blankets and the only light being…

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  • The Gene Generation

    The Gene Generation

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    -If you like your dystopian futures covered in bio-punk tape worm body horror, and a healthy dosage of industrial metal music and aesthetics, boy do I have a movie for you.Β 

    Bai Ling from Crank 2 stars as a badass cyberpunk assassin archetype, and has to deal with a degenerate gambler brother, and some creepy Resident Evil-ass biological nightmare stuff. There’s a whole thing in this where a woman turns into a writhing mass of worms and gore with a…

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

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    Sonic 2 ran so Sonic 3 could sprint at Mach 10 speed. I’m from the future and it’s the greatest fucking movie ever made

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  • Irreversible

    Irreversible

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    I never want to see this again.

    It’s perfect.

    But I never want to see it again.Β 

    I hate you.

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

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    Easily the best Marvel movie of all time, absolutely loaded with fan service and UNBELIEVABLE high stakes and drama. The best of the MCU trilogy by far, and when fan favorite Mr. Harrington shoved that medieval spear up Goblin’s ass and fucked him to death, the whole theater was in an uproar!