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  • Fright Night 2: New Blood

    Fright Night 2: New Blood

    ★½

    I literally put this film on 1.12 speed so I could watch it in less time.

  • Private School

    Private School

    ★★

    This is a bad movie.
    This is a pretty blatantly sexist movie.

    It was fun at times and Betsy Russell is somethin' else, but this movie would honestly be boycotted in 2017 and for good reason.

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    I jumped on the Mad Max train quite late. I recently watched all three films in the past two months or so. It has since become somewhat of an obsession. This film is more than necessary to see in theaters. It's a truly visceral and all encompassing experience. It is true that the plot is somewhat simplistic and there is no "conventional story arc", but you know what other films don't have that? Dazed and Confused and After Hours, and…

  • Inherent Vice

    Inherent Vice

    ★½

    Eh.....
    This film definitely didn't do much for me. The only quality of the film that I enjoyed was the comedy. I felt that the comedic timing was killer and some of the oddball jokes and bits made were hilarious.
    That being said, I didn't like this movie. Every opportunity that the director had with this film wasn't taken.
    1. He made the plot too convoluted. It was extremely hard to keep up with(especially for the screwball comedy tone this…