Hi, my name is Dorsey and I like to be scared and cold.

Let's be buds.

Favorite films

  • Princess Mononoke
  • The Witch
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • In the Mood for Love

Recent activity

  • May


  • The Good, The Bad, The Weird

  • Bottoms


  • Four Flies on Grey Velvet

Recent reviews

  • May



    Confused by all the yass queen <333 reviews, this movie is so very sad! I loved it. It disarms you for a while with early 00s indie comedy stuff while building up more and more reasons for her to snap - and you know she's going to, because that's how these movies go, but you don't know how and you don't know it's going to be so heartbreaking to see it when every step along the way seems so easily avoidable. It's a tragedy!

    I would hug her if she promised not to bite.

    Hooptober 2023 - 1/31

  • Bottoms



    I wanna kiss this movie on the mouth. It’s so funny and has so many goofy characters who are all completely committed to the heightened unreality of the sort of parody high school-movie high school. It seems like anything could go here. Football players in cages during class? A school approving a girls fight club? Being drawn and quartered by a rival school? Why not? It’s all so utterly ridiculous and yet Sennott/Edebiri (both STARS!) play into it as both…

Popular reviews

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is a movie about the ways that men treat women. The "Obvious Misogynist" considers women as a tool for him to control and fuck at his leisure. The "Nice Guy" wants to be a friend and liberator to women, but that interest comes and goes proportional to how much he wants to have sex with them. No matter how similar in intellect and skill we prove ourselves to be, they believe it is up to them to determine our worth, our freedom, even our personhood.

    Fuck them. Rock on, Ava.

  • Cruel Intentions

    Cruel Intentions


    they don't make garbage this delicious anymore