Hi, my name is Dorsey and I like to be scared and cold.

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Favorite films

  • Princess Mononoke
  • The Witch
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • In the Mood for Love

Recent activity

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  • The Thing


  • Crimes of the Future


  • Day of the Animals


Recent reviews

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    40th anniversary Fathom event - I didn’t even notice whatever projection issue people were up in arms about because the lady next to me was having such an amazing time. Drank like 4 Trulys and said “this movie is sooooooo good” at every big gore effect.

    And she was right!

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future


    More of a vibe piece than I wanted it to be...idk probably a me problem. Liked what KStew was doing.

Popular reviews

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina


    This is a movie about the ways that men treat women. The "Obvious Misogynist" considers women as a tool for him to control and fuck at his leisure. The "Nice Guy" wants to be a friend and liberator to women, but that interest comes and goes proportional to how much he wants to have sex with them. No matter how similar in intellect and skill we prove ourselves to be, they believe it is up to them to determine our worth, our freedom, even our personhood.

    Fuck them. Rock on, Ava.

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    CW: rape

    It's bad enough to be a messy jumble of blunt gross messaging and misogynist ideas, but it's even worse to present them with so much gorgeous cinematography and perfect acting that I keep looking for reasons to like it that never appear.

    I don't know much about Tom Ford outside of his fragrance line, and I didn't see his first movie, but he pretty clearly has some problems with women that he needs to get worked out. Nocturnal…