• The Entity

    The Entity

    ★★★★

    Having a hard time believing that recreating her entire house and dousing it with liquid helium is in the budget for these grad students pioneering the field of hunting ghost rapists.

  • Paranormal Activity 2

    Paranormal Activity 2

    Mixed bag. Revealing that it’s a prequel sucks the tension out of everything but the final moments – because surely, if Katie’s sister or her family had died, she would have said something about it in the first film when she was discussing their history of paranormal contact – but there is some good stuff in here. The standout bits are actually in the daytime when the characters are fully aware of what’s happening to them and just afraid to…

  • Paranormal Activity

    Paranormal Activity

    ★★★½

    This isn’t exactly a new observation I know, but Micah has to be worst horror movie boyfriend ever, right? Katie is sobbing on the floor begging him not to provoke the demon and he comes home with a ouija board. The movie doesn’t work unless he’s a huge asshole who is constantly filming her in her most terrified and vulnerable moments, but luckily(?) it’s established early on how bad he sucks when he ~flirtatiously~ tries to trick her into filming…

  • Jackass Forever

    Jackass Forever

    ★★★★

    caught some gross sickness from my bf so we got bonked on cold medicine and watched this. good time. lots of nut damage. Johnny Knoxville silver fox era???? more likely than u think

  • Moonstruck

    Moonstruck

    ★★★★

    Yes, Mrs. Castorini, I would LOVE some oatmeal!

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★

    This mostly just made me want to revisit Cage’s greatest hits, many of which go unreferenced here in favor of his 90s action roles even with all the ironic groaning in here about the state of movies and moviegoing and lack of adult dramas – making Cage himself an odd subject for a movie like this, given all his acclaim for Pig last year, which, yes, was not released until after this movie had been filmed, but he also won…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mom?my

  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke

    ★★★★★

    25th anniversary showing with my lil bro. Toki forever

  • The Wind

    The Wind

    ★½

    wants to be the witch sooooooo bad

  • Deep Water

    Deep Water

    ★★½

    This movie is not good in that it's almost entirely second act, but it IS hilarious

  • X

    X

    ★★★★

    Of course I was gonna like this...a sleazy little slasher movie getting a wide theatrical release in the year 2022!! Sadly it was only my boyfriend and I in the theater but it was a fun experience either way, we can hoot and also holler to our heart’s content over horny old ladies and Texas Chain Saw homages and full frontal nudity and Lone Star beer.

    That’s the magic of the movies!!

  • Perry

    Perry

    if toby schmitz wanted to do coke and tell little stories till dawn you would not catch me trying to kick him out. unrealistic