Me: Not PREPPED
My Expectations: GRATED
Script: FULLY BAKED
Set Design: SERVED
My Wig: FRIED
Georgina: MASTER CHEF
Love? Taken (over by Henry Cavill).
No, I'm not messing around with you.
No, no, no.
The sixth installment to a franchise as a magnum opus? Not possible I'd say. That was until Fallout happened. You don't have to be a lover of the Mission: Impossible franchise to enjoy the fallout from Fallout.
Tom Cruise is not much of an actor anymore. He plays the same dispirited agent in all of his movies, whether it's in…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The number of times I laughed before muffling under my breath how much I love Emma Thompson is probably equal to the number of lines she had in Cruella, which feels exactly on par for what any movie with Emma Thompson as a villain should aspire to give its audiences. Iconic villain--the only thing better would be for when Cruella 2 drops and it features the grandmother and . . . you guessed it . . . played by . . . Glenn Close!
Sappy-eyed Maggie Gyllenhaal + rich-bitch Kirsten Dunst feuding over the definition of art means this is a rare early-2000s treasure the Library of Congress needs to preserve so future generations of gay men + divorced women can discuss whether or not Julia Roberts' face can pull off 'hats' or 'chapeaus'.