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  The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched by Wyatt 21 Jun 2018

  Me: Not PREPPED
  My Expectations: GRATED
  Script: FULLY BAKED
  Set Design: SERVED
  My Wig: FRIED
  Michael: SKINNED
  Albert: COOKED
  Georgina: MASTER CHEF

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  Mission: Impossible - Fallout 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched by Wyatt 05 Aug 2018 2

  Heart? Broken.
  Dream? Made.
  Love? Taken (over by Henry Cavill).
  No, I'm not messing around with you.
  No, no, no.

  The sixth installment to a franchise as a magnum opus? Not possible I'd say. That was until Fallout happened. You don't have to be a lover of the Mission: Impossible franchise to enjoy the fallout from Fallout.
  Tom Cruise is not much of an actor anymore. He plays the same dispirited agent in all of his movies, whether it's in…

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  Black Widow 2021

  ★★★ Watched by Wyatt 09 Jul 2021

  This was a long build-up just to have the Red Room be a riff off of Sky High! But Team Rachel Weisz!

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  Cruella 2021

  ★★★★ Watched by Wyatt 06 Jun 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  The number of times I laughed before muffling under my breath how much I love Emma Thompson is probably equal to the number of lines she had in Cruella, which feels exactly on par for what any movie with Emma Thompson as a villain should aspire to give its audiences. Iconic villain--the only thing better would be for when Cruella 2 drops and it features the grandmother and . . . you guessed it . . . played by . . . Glenn Close!

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  Black Mirror: White Bear 2013

  ★★★★ Watched by Wyatt 19 Jan 2018

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  It's like The Truman Show for criminals

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  Mona Lisa Smile 2003

  ★★★ Watched by Wyatt 16 Aug 2017 2

  Sappy-eyed Maggie Gyllenhaal + rich-bitch Kirsten Dunst feuding over the definition of art means this is a rare early-2000s treasure the Library of Congress needs to preserve so future generations of gay men + divorced women can discuss whether or not Julia Roberts' face can pull off 'hats' or 'chapeaus'.