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  • The Slumber Party Massacre

    The Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★½

    I should’ve counted the jump scares. Also, they eat pizza off the delivery guys dead body.

  • Smiley Face Killers

    Smiley Face Killers

    ½

    Crispin Glover can’t save this from being painfully slow and boring. The actors all sound like they’re on sedatives for the majority of the film. Dialogue is super quiet. All I ask is to be entertained and this one failed to do that.

  • Pirates

    Pirates

    ½

    Might be the biggest turd of a movie I’ve come across in years.