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  • We Own the Night

    ★★★

  • Iris

    ★★★

  • The Bob's Burgers Movie

    ★★★

  • A Few Good Men

    ★★★★

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  • We Own the Night

    We Own the Night

    ★★★

    “It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by six.”

    Nothing builds dramatic tension like a Swiffer WetJet ad every 25 minutes #thankshulu

  • Iris

    Iris

    ★★★

    The Father (2020), except instead of being incredible and featuring one of the greatest performances of all-time it’s perfectly average

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  • Something Borrowed

    Something Borrowed

    ★★½

    Not a single character in the film does the right thing, or the decent thing, or even the comprehensible thing.

    That being said, John Krasinski gives a genuinely good and charming performance? Like way better than anything a film like this deserves? Extra half a star.

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★★

    Who Framed the Space Jam of Massive Talent in the Multiverse of Madness? (2022)

    Everything about Chip ‘n Dale (besides a slightly awkward pace) works. It’s a movie that knows it’s a movie, and is more than aware it could never be the classic films it’s paying homage to. It’s irrelevant as only the Lonely Island can be, and has some truly inspired meta moment. Take notes Warner Bros: this is how you make an IP-driven kids(?) reboot.

    Also, Disney’s lawyers must be incredible that they got away including Nickelodeon, South Park, and a half-dozen WB properties.