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  The Bubble 2022

  ★½ Watched by Dave 27 Mar 2022 2

  Contracting COVID, getting severe symptoms, and having to quarantine for 14 days > rewatching this

  Judd Apatow should truly be embarrassed, and I don’t just mean for that Will Smith tweet…

  2022 films watched

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  Marry Me 2022

  ★★½ Watched by Dave 08 Feb 2022

  Every outfit Jennifer Lopez wears in this looks like she’s riding a chariot to the Capital before partaking in the Hunger Games

  my full review // 2022 films watched

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  We Own the Night 2007

  ★★★ Watched by Dave 23 May 2022 2

  “It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by six.”

  Nothing builds dramatic tension like a Swiffer WetJet ad every 25 minutes #thankshulu

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  Iris 2001

  ★★★ Watched by Dave 23 May 2022

  The Father (2020), except instead of being incredible and featuring one of the greatest performances of all-time it’s perfectly average

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  Something Borrowed 2011

  ★★½ Watched by Dave 23 Jan 2021 3

  Not a single character in the film does the right thing, or the decent thing, or even the comprehensible thing.

  That being said, John Krasinski gives a genuinely good and charming performance? Like way better than anything a film like this deserves? Extra half a star.

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  Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022

  ★★★★ Watched by Dave 20 May 2022

  Who Framed the Space Jam of Massive Talent in the Multiverse of Madness? (2022)

  Everything about Chip ‘n Dale (besides a slightly awkward pace) works. It’s a movie that knows it’s a movie, and is more than aware it could never be the classic films it’s paying homage to. It’s irrelevant as only the Lonely Island can be, and has some truly inspired meta moment. Take notes Warner Bros: this is how you make an IP-driven kids(?) reboot.

  Also, Disney’s lawyers must be incredible that they got away including Nickelodeon, South Park, and a half-dozen WB properties.