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  • New York Minute


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Recent reviews

  • New York Minute

    New York Minute


    Simple Plan and Avril Lavigne, subtle racist/sexual innuendos, and Republican protagonists? God bless the early-2000s, baby!!

    I pressed play on this movie to kill 90 minutes thinking I’d never seen it, but once I predicted a half-dozen lines of dialogue within the first 10 minutes I realized I watched it as a 10-year-old on HBO.

  • 10,000 BC

    10,000 BC

    2012 isn’t the worst Emmerich film with a year in its title, Stargate isn’t his most insultingly historically-inaccurate effort, and Independence Day: Resurgence is somehow not his worst movie overall.

    I watched this one time 14 years ago and hated it, and if you think I’m ever putting myself through that again simply to log it on letterboxd you’re out your goddamn mind.

    Roland Emmerich films, ranked

Popular reviews

  • Something Borrowed

    Something Borrowed


    Not a single character in the film does the right thing, or the decent thing, or even the comprehensible thing.

    That being said, John Krasinski gives a genuinely good and charming performance? Like way better than anything a film like this deserves? Extra half a star.

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies


    Tik Tok algorithm cinema

    Crazy that when this came out a week ago Pete Davidson was dating Kim Kardashian, and by the time it went wide she’d dumped him to get content for the show’s new season.

    A24 films, ranked // 2022 films watched #66