Not a single character in the film does the right thing, or the decent thing, or even the comprehensible thing.

That being said, John Krasinski gives a genuinely good and charming performance? Like way better than anything a film like this deserves? Extra half a star.

Ghostface: “what’s your favorite scary movie?”

Me: “uh, I don’t know, maybe Midsommar?”

Ghostface: [groans and hangs up]

Bruce Willis plays a downer law enforcement officer with marital problems who unwillingly gets caught up in a conspiracy? Now I’ve seen it all...

Plot is whatever but the chemistry between Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts is insane. President Clinton probably made the two sign a contract in secret to never team up in a film again because they’d be too powerful; they already had the guts to release this alongside The Phantom Menace in 1999...

I had a “Tom Hardy figuratively and literally shits the bed” joke ready to go, but ended up not hating the film.

full review here