Film buff, box office nut, and author of three half-completed screenplays. Member of GWNYFCA.

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  • Something Borrowed

    Something Borrowed


    Not a single character in the film does the right thing, or the decent thing, or even the comprehensible thing.

    That being said, John Krasinski gives a genuinely good and charming performance? Like way better than anything a film like this deserves? Extra half a star.

  • Scream



    Ghostface: “what’s your favorite scary movie?”

    Me: “uh, I don’t know, maybe Midsommar?”

    Ghostface: [groans and hangs up]

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  • The Last Boy Scout

    The Last Boy Scout


    Bruce Willis plays a downer law enforcement officer with marital problems who unwillingly gets caught up in a conspiracy? Now I’ve seen it all...

  • Notting Hill

    Notting Hill


    Plot is whatever but the chemistry between Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts is insane. President Clinton probably made the two sign a contract in secret to never team up in a film again because they’d be too powerful; they already had the guts to release this alongside The Phantom Menace in 1999...

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  • Capone



    I had a “Tom Hardy figuratively and literally shits the bed” joke ready to go, but ended up not hating the film.

    full review here

  • The Father

    The Father


    Still brilliant. The only people upset Anthony Hopkins won Best Actor are the ones who haven’t seen this film. Masterful editing, a beyond-impressive directorial debut, and engaging production design.

    Deserving of its Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar, too. Some funny dialogue bits, but more importantly the structure plays out like a horror film, not knowing what’s real or how much time has elapsed.

    If you still haven’t seen this film, you should; Hopkins’ performance will be cited for years to come.…