“It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by six.”
Nothing builds dramatic tension like a Swiffer WetJet ad every 25 minutes #thankshulu
If I had a nickel for every movie based off an animated Fox show that features a sinkhole as a central plot device, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened twice, right?
I’ve only seen Bob’s Burgers here and there over the years and think it’s hit-and-miss, and the film is very much the same way (then again I hadn’t seen much Simpsons and I really liked that movie). There are a lot of…
“Commander Galloway, why don't you get yourself a cup of coffee?”
“Thank you, sir, I'm fine.”
“…Commander, I'd like you to leave the room so we can talk about you behind your back.”
Maybe if Amber Heard’s lawyers strenuously objected in court she wouldn’t be getting taken to the cleaners by Depp’s team rn…
One of those movies that I’ve seen bits and pieces of on AMC through the years, but never watched cover-to-cover until now. Wish Cruise (and Nicholson) would return to “serious” movies like this…
You could look me dead in my eyes and tell me Michael Bay directed this movie, and I, knowing full-well Peter Berg directed this movie, would believe you.
But ffs, a 2.1 average on here guys? Stop being so dramatic, it’s dumb fun. Y’all got some Battle-shit opinions sometimes, I swear…
Who Framed the Space Jam of Massive Talent in the Multiverse of Madness? (2022)
Everything about Chip ‘n Dale (besides a slightly awkward pace) works. It’s a movie that knows it’s a movie, and is more than aware it could never be the classic films it’s paying homage to. It’s irrelevant as only the Lonely Island can be, and has some truly inspired meta moment. Take notes Warner Bros: this is how you make an IP-driven kids(?) reboot.
Also, Disney’s lawyers must be incredible that they got away including Nickelodeon, South Park, and a half-dozen WB properties.
“Why do you always say her first and last name like she’s some sort of serial killer?”
”Cuz she’s a firsty-lasty. Same thing with me, I’m ‘Ben King.’ You’re just jealous cuz you’re not a firsty-lasty. aLiCe MoRi.”
Finally, a film that recognizes us who get called by both our first and last name; we are not seen enough in modern cinema!
Congrats, Kim Kardashian: you are officially now the second dumbest thing Pete Davidson has been in this year.
Whoever animated this uncanny valley nightmare clearly grew up with a fetish for the mom on Dexter’s Laboratory and has decided to make it every viewer’s problem. I have literally never wanted to kill myself more than I do right now.