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The Apartment 1960
Something very appropriate about watching this black comedy masterpiece for the first time with a date with whom I was spending an absolute whirlwind of a weekend at my apartment while my girlfriend found excuses to get out of it. But it's different when we do it because we're lesbians.
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A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge 1985
My extremely hot date laying on top of me on my couch: "I've always wanted to get more into horror movies, especially the stuff that's, like, gay"
Me: "Boy do I ever have the movie for you"
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Dr Jekyll & Sister Hyde 1971
Oh, oh, oh my fucking god.
Let's talk about Martine Beswick. Let's talk about the first transformation sequence, in which Dr. Jekyll swallows his brilliant new hormone cocktail and is suddenly, swiftly, and totally transformed into the female persona of Sister Hyde. Her self-realization is gradual and you can trace every inch of it on her face as it appears; Beswick's performance is loaded with the smallest of smallest physiognomic tics. Everything about her is carried so carefully and deliberately,…
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Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery 2022
Kevin Perjurer's internal conflict over whether his work constitutes the filmmaking of a documentarian as opposed to the "content creation" of a "YouTuber" gradually comes into focus in his latest work, a surprisingly rich and heartfelt depiction of the noir-style research required to answer a seemingly simple question: who wrote the four-note theme song to the Disney Channel intertitles and bumpers that premiered in 2002? Not just what was his name, but who was he? And why does it matter?…