God, I wish this movie was good.

The soundtrack is fun. Not spectacular, but fun, especially it's extremely jarring needle-drop of "Rasputin." And maybe it makes me a Bad Feminist Trans Girl Film Watcher or whatever but the only person in the movie who seemed to actually be acting worth a damn was its most prominent male actor, James Paxton, as our vampiric heroine's brother Mark. Then again, maybe male writer-director Brad Michael Elmore just doesn't know how to direct…

I do believe the winters are getting shorter and shorter every year. People say it has something to do with the ozone layer. What do you think?

Hi everyone, hope you didn't miss me much.

It's hard for me to watch movies now about winter landscapes without my mind wandering to thoughts and anxieties about climate change. I wonder whether these snow-capped mountains will still be here, or whether these large, all-smothering blizzards will be a thing we'll only be…

Oh, oh, oh my fucking god.

Let's talk about Martine Beswick. Let's talk about the first transformation sequence, in which Dr. Jekyll swallows his brilliant new hormone cocktail and is suddenly, swiftly, and totally transformed into the female persona of Sister Hyde. Her self-realization is gradual and you can trace every inch of it on her face as it appears; Beswick's performance is loaded with the smallest of smallest physiognomic tics. Everything about her is carried so carefully and deliberately,…