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  • Cemetery Man
  • Hard to Be a God
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  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

  • Ricky Gervais: SuperNature

    ½

  • Morbius

    ½

  • The Sadness

    ★★★★★

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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    I think, as someone who considers “souls” just a flimsy construct that religious society tries to push on you as a catalyst for behavioral control, that this is the fucking movie they make you watch in the dirtiest and darkest flaming bowels of hell if you called Everything Everywhere All At Once something like “reddit rick and morty” humor. and, honestly, you would deserve it.

  • Ricky Gervais: SuperNature

    Ricky Gervais: SuperNature

    ½

    one has to wonder where a man so comically and painfully thin-skinned he obsessively name-searches and blocks anyone who remotely criticizes him gets off on complaining everyone’s too sensitive when he then does a bunch of tired jokes that were edgy sometime around 2004, but I’ve accepted every one of these prominent Owned Wokebad Triggered I Identify-grade comedians is just swirling their drain, being emulsified by the great dark god Constant Content into equal parts outrage and sycophancy, stranded in some…

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  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ½

    I’ve been trying to find the least profane way to put this, and I think I’ve found it; our culture fosters a kind of sickening worship of celebrity repetition that turns people’s brains into parasitic tabloids and allows them to project something they feel they’re lacking outwards, no matter how broken it is. obscene and prurient objects of idolatry like this, barely a movie, constantly perpetuate that. the dead drag down the living. I’m sure some people will enjoy this…

  • The Rise of Jordan Peterson

    The Rise of Jordan Peterson

    ½

    I, too, had never taken a basic sociology class and was thusly blown away by the impossible brain power of Jordan Peterson, a man so intellectually formidable that a Slovenian trash panda with a persistent cold obliterated him harder than an amateur nineteen year old on pornhub’s black cock friday.