this movie was so up my “satanic screaming fundamentalist torture” alley I watched it twice in a row. admittedly, I had also had seven drinks. one of them was this bourbon chili watermelon cocktail that really I didn’t expect to merge so well and have such a vivid flavor profile but it did. 

also, how handsome is Dan Stevens? like, dang. I’d buy him a watermelon chili bourbon.

I expected this film to have a wildly different tone but instead it was kind of a jaunty nihilism and I’m always down for that

ME: lucio fulci, have you seen Anguish? it’s a meta-slasher about eyes and visual perspective 
LUCIO FULCI: [looking up from a plate of bleeding, skewered eyeballs] it’s-a good!