Blood Machines ★★★


nah, not so high minded as that. imagine you found a teenage rob zombie, made him listen to clan of xymox for a week and getting electroshocked ludovico technique style every time he looked away from a mashed-up montage of strippers and battlestar galactica and you’d have...this. 

it’s not bad by any measure, it’s extremely entertaining (an edible or stiff drink will probably be your friend in this regard) but it’s not terribly deep. you wanna watch gore and butts and busted spaceships smack around sent to loud synthwave that seems to practically throb with violent tension? you got it. you want like, a narrative, strong characters? the fuck outta here, punk. kinda joint you think this is. 

three out of five pixelated neck stumps!

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