Monster Hunter

Monster Hunter ½

I think I logged about three hours of Monster Hunter World before I went back to bonking mutant jizz dragons in baroque medieval armor on top of a fucking cathedral of bones or some shit in Dark Souls III. that said, it was a fun three hours, plus or minus some weeb-ass voice acting. 

this? this is nothing. this is trash. this isn’t for the fans of monster hunter, or people curious about it. an absolute zero, a nadir, something as empty as La La Land but instead of the fake old hollywood, it’s Jovovich’s blank expressions and swords the size of a Buick which somehow they made boring. how do you make people bashing berserk beasts with bonkers blakas boring?

beats the unholy fuck outta me, folks. 

shit movie!

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