The King ★½

well, uh, doesn’t give me much hope for Timothee Chalamet in Dune, given what a nonperformance he gives in this. that’s about all I can say about this movie. it’s ridiculous and boring and dumb. I like history and a touch of Shakespeare, but this was just another tepid forgettable netflix fluff movie hoping to coast through on star power. even, uh...Outlaw King was more memorable than this. 

I’d make a “NETFLIX EXEC: let’s green light all the anglophile medieval-era internal war movies so we can soak up that post-GoT money!” joke but this flick is beneath even that. maybe watch the scene where Robert Pattinson (as a slovenly Duke of Guyenne) clowns on Tim’s dick on YouTube for a laugh? that’s about it.

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