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  • Top Dog

    Top Dog


    Much better than I remembered, but it's still a bizarre cringey comedy that goes from family-friendly hijinks to murdering tons of henchmen. Hard to rate it high because Chuck and the dog is just insufferable, but it's still Chuck and Aaron doing what they do, creating tons of action and bad dudes falling off of things into tables.

  • Our Friend, Power 5

    Our Friend, Power 5


    Pretty fun in its absurdity, but much too kid-centric for this misopedist. Z-grade ninja turtle aliens come to earth to battle tons of evil Splinters, the evil henchmen in this alternative universe. One turtle turns into a cute little girl while the others just bumble about and fall down hills and act like idiots. The kids mainly beat up the evil splinters. Then it turns into fish-out-of-water junk where some of the bad guys turn human and muck about in the city. Worth watching for the oddity of it all.

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  • Kung Fury

    Kung Fury


    I've been dreading this stupid thing ever since it was spawned on Kickstarter and the wave of zealots all over the internet poured in to give some random bloke more than half a million dollars to make a big budget YouTube video that makes fun of movies and 80s pop culture with a green screen. Unique!

    Everything I hate about internet humor, millennial ironic nostalgic masturbation, and the faux grindhouse/VHS revival shoved in to thirty minutes of painful desperation and…

  • Gwendoline



    Every time I watch this it grows closer to being in my top 10. And yeah, I think it's firmly planted there now. Ever since I first saw this a few years ago I became obsessed with it and couldn't stop thinking about it or wanting to watch it again and again. There's not many movies I could watch at any given time and not grow tired of it, but this is certainly one of them. Everything I love in…