Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2022

  The director wishes to thank Armie Hammer

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  Slappy and the Stinkers 1998

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Dec 2021

  Aaaaaaand the award for most concerning tagline goes toooo *drumroll*

Popular reviews

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  Swallow 2019

  ★½ Watched 13 Mar 2020

  Out of all the things she ate, the screenplay must have been the hardest thing to swallow, am I rig-

  Wait, where are you going...

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  Mutual Relations 2015

  ★½ Watched 31 Jan 2020 1

  Random movie roulette please believe me
  
  The horrible machine translated subtitles made this smelly poo 10x funnier and almost enjoyable tho.

  "Brother you slowly"
  "Wrong with you. Really good tight"
  "In hurry. So comfortable."
  "Just like that sleep"

  These arent four different quotes. This is one conversation.