Favorite films

  • Oldboy
  • Confessions
  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
  • Synecdoche, New York

Recent activity

  • Sadako 3D 2


  • EO


  • Sadako 3D


  • The Ring Two


Recent reviews

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All


    The director wishes to thank Armie Hammer

  • Slappy and the Stinkers

    Slappy and the Stinkers


    Aaaaaaand the award for most concerning tagline goes toooo *drumroll*

Popular reviews

  • Swallow



    Out of all the things she ate, the screenplay must have been the hardest thing to swallow, am I rig-

    Wait, where are you going...

  • Mutual Relations

    Mutual Relations


    Random movie roulette please believe me

    The horrible machine translated subtitles made this smelly poo 10x funnier and almost enjoyable tho.

    "Brother you slowly"
    "Wrong with you. Really good tight"
    "In hurry. So comfortable."
    "Just like that sleep"

    These arent four different quotes. This is one conversation.