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  • Dancer in the Dark
  • Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
  • Repulsion
  • Come and See

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  • The Crow

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  • Lightyear

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  • Love, Death & Robots: Jibaro

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  • Uncharted

    Uncharted

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    There's a scene where Tom Holland almost dies on a plane and I was half expecting Mark Wahlberg to simply intervene.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

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    Holy shit that post credits scene!?!?

    Morbius 2 confirmed!

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  • The Crow

    The Crow

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    Long hair, leather, rain and alt rock? Yeah this is the 90s baby.

    Blends camp and edge to that sweet, sweet spot.

    Why don't we get shit like this anymore? How did we become so boring as a society

  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

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    Soooo this is supposed to be a movie that released in 1995 in the Toy Story universe?

    Imagine how much more of a personality this could of had if it embraced the 90s sci-fi of it's time. We could have got something much more idiosyncratic, stylistic, creative and respectable than what we actually got which, take away the central protagonist, could have been from literally any other IP in 2022. It's criminally bland.

    Not even terrible, but at this point it's impossible not to see Disney's puppet strings.

    Taika served tho

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  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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    This is a comedy.

    Leatherface slaughters a bus full of TikTokers after one of them threatens to cancel him.

    This is a comedy.

    Leatherface is an elderly man in his 70s. This man is looking a hip replacement in the eye and he's getting away with all these shenanigans.

    This is a comedy.

    They bring back the sole survivor from the '74 original and transform her into yee-haw Laurie Strode.

    You cannot convince me this is not a comedy.

  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile

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    Armie Hammer has a very questionable dance scene in this and it's the most tense scene in the film.