Wilson the volleyball has more character development than any character in a Paul W. S. Anderson film.
Just gonna wack out and say that I fucking hate this cast. The Uncharted games are some of the best out there; I'm actually playing through them again now and I think a live action could be a decent (if not pointless) idea. However, whoever thought that Mark Wahlberg as Sully and Tom Holland as Nathan Drake was good casting, probably should reevaluate their working profession. You literally had Nathan Fillion right there.
I got a feeling this ain't gonna be good.