slips a crumpled up $5 bill to Josh Singer
Psst, you're allowed to make a character interesting, even if they weren't interesting in real life! It's a movie! Do whatever you want, Josh Singer! You still did a good job, Josh Singer! I'm proud of you!
By 2020, there will be an episode of Law and Order: SVU entirely shot this way. Ice-T and Richard Belzer will spend three minutes confusedly trying to Gchat with with Mariska Hargitay. NBC will advertise it as a "groundbreaking television event". It will be exactly 1/12th as good as this movie.
This movie was very good.