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Saw X 2023
I am breathless, surrounded by waves of electric guitars and machinations of drums as we alight onto National Highway 95 at a relentless speed. In this moment, now more than ever, this road is truly our own. Gordo is on my case, he knows that I will buckle if he stays on the offensive.
“Dude, that is a trash take and you know it,” he says empathically, taking his time to empathise the word trash.
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Mission: Impossible II 2000
He walks into frame, through the front door of Pelegrini’s Diner and the curtain of steam from one of the diner coffee percolators. The man with the David Crosby moustache sits in front of the Smith Corona typewriter and a cigarette suspended between his teeth. Jack places his screenplay down on the table, takes off his akubra and slides into the seat opposite the man in the booth.
“Was wondering when you were going to show up - I’ve already…
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The Fabelmans 2022
Woke up in the middle of the night needing to go to the bathroom. On the second floor of the house, I get up quietly, making sure not to wake up B. who I am sharing a room with while my family are visiting for the holidays. I turn the chipped and faded faux-gold finished door handle of the bedroom and close it behind me. Walking down the hallway, I keep one hand on the wall to my right to…
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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022
It's my birthday. Except it's not. My Dad wakes me up. "Son. Get dressed. You are going to the dentist to get your wisdom teeth pulled out". I think about in bed for a moment. I would rather tolerate a life of searing, relentless and unwavering jaw pain due to my impacted wisdom teeth. I would rather eat a medley of various used batteries of various sizes for every meal which includes breakfast, lunch and dinner (including dessert and on…
