ME: id like to take this day to wish a happy mother's day... to my Father.

SOCIETY: Huh ?!?!

turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

i am above choosing sides here. i hope they either become friends & cancel the match, or beat each other completely to death simultaneously

im the only guy who knows how to call out the bull shit of society the smart way. and against all odds i do it for free