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  • Moana

    Moana

    ★★★★

    “His fishhook is offishially fishhooked!” - My dad, 10th December 2017

  • Dracula 3D

    Dracula 3D

    ½

    Argento’s Mantis Toboggan, M.D.

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  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    ★½

    Eyes Wide Shit.

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho

    ★★★★½

    Me: Do you like Mary Harron’s adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis’ American Psycho?

    Snooty Film Analyst: It’s OK.

    Me: The later scenes are a little too abstract for my tastes, but when Bateman’s monologuing carries on throughout all 102 minutes, I think it really comes into its own, commercially and artistically. The whole film has a clear, crisp look, and an old sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives Andrzej Sekula’s cinematography a big boost. Mary Harron's been compared to…