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  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    is this a dagger which i see before OH GOD OH FUCK

  • Brazil

    Brazil

    ★★★★★

    “Picture meee in theeese!” is one of the greatest minor line reads of all time.

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  • American Psycho

    American Psycho

    ★★★★½

    Me: Do you like Mary Harron’s adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis’ American Psycho?

    Snooty Film Analyst: It’s OK.

    Me: The later scenes are a little too abstract for my tastes, but when Bateman’s monologuing carries on throughout all 102 minutes, I think it really comes into its own, commercially and artistically. The whole film has a clear, crisp look, and an old sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives Andrzej Sekula’s cinematography a big boost. Mary Harron's been compared to…

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    ★½

    Eyes Wide Shit.