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  • Candyman



    Guilt in every brick, cemented by centuries of hate and violence. Gnarly as any Fulci flick, clever as a Carpenter joint, and far more primally scary that I had ever anticipated.

  • The Yakuza

    The Yakuza


    Low-Fi Chill Anime Jazz Beats To Consider The Messy Geopolitical Post-War Situation Between The USA And Japan Within The Trappings Of Film Noir And Martial Arts Flicks Starring Robert Mitchum To

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  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey


    Eyes Wide Shit.

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho


    Me: Do you like Mary Harron’s adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis’ American Psycho?

    Snooty Film Analyst: It’s OK.

    Me: The later scenes are a little too abstract for my tastes, but when Bateman’s monologuing carries on throughout all 102 minutes, I think it really comes into its own, commercially and artistically. The whole film has a clear, crisp look, and an old sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives Andrzej Sekula’s cinematography a big boost. Mary Harron's been compared to…