Rage of the Yeti ½

Am I really the first person to review Rage of the Yeti? How is this possible? How could no one has possibly promoted the word of this man-vs-beast survival classic? It's on Syfy! Everyone watches Syfy! Don't they?

Anyway, in all seriousness, this is probably the worst film I've ever seen. No credible CGI, no dialogue except clunky exposition and a cop-out ending. But it's quite entertaining. Yet awful.

I just have a couple of questions:
1. How does a yeti completely explode with one shot from a shotgun?
2. How does shooting a flare in the direction of a mountain cause a massive avalanche?

Just askin'....

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