I suffer from a strange, unspoken disease – lacking a diagnostic appellation, I am forced to concoct one of my own: I here call it “misaudiency” and offer the term with all sympathy to my fellow-sufferers.
But what is this designer malady, this specialty sickness? Nothing more than an inability to abide a certain sort of reaction shot: an allergic intolerance of audience cutaways.
It is perhaps a matter for my psychoanalyst why the sight of a mirthful crowd should…