"People are being flushed all over the solar system." Disappointing first time watch. Dull and derivative. Even a Farrah Fawcett topless scene can't redeem this mess. Such a bizarre movie but it takes itself so seriously that it can't even be "so bad, it's good." It's just "so bad, it's bad."

It begins with a halfhearted attempt at the famous Star Wars opening over a faux "2001" theme.

Then a ridiculously over-dubbed Harvey Keitel shows up and disrupts the creepy…

"What kind of melon you talking about?" Liked this one a bit more than I did a few years ago when I watched it as an adult for the first time in a while.

Much like the recent film, this features PTSD Laurie but instead of being a survivalist she leans more toward superbitch. And I dig it. I stand by my previous review that the scariest jump scare in any Halloween movie ever is when she whips around and…

Between "Nightcrawler" and this film, Jake Gyllenhaal had one hell of a year in 2014.

I wasn't sure if I liked this one at first- but it definitely resonated with me in a strong way. It stays with you, and leaves you thinking.

It's a surreal look at a man struggling with the encroaching responsibilities of fatherhood- at least that's my take. Some definite echoes of Kafka and Lynch here.

I was really taken with how the film itself made…