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  • Saturn 3

    Saturn 3

    ★★½

    "People are being flushed all over the solar system." Disappointing first time watch. Dull and derivative. Even a Farrah Fawcett topless scene can't redeem this mess. Such a bizarre movie but it takes itself so seriously that it can't even be "so bad, it's good." It's just "so bad, it's bad."

    It begins with a halfhearted attempt at the famous Star Wars opening over a faux "2001" theme.

    Then a ridiculously over-dubbed Harvey Keitel shows up and disrupts the creepy…

  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    ★★★½

    "What kind of melon you talking about?" Liked this one a bit more than I did a few years ago when I watched it as an adult for the first time in a while.

    Much like the recent film, this features PTSD Laurie but instead of being a survivalist she leans more toward superbitch. And I dig it. I stand by my previous review that the scariest jump scare in any Halloween movie ever is when she whips around and…

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    John Carpenter's masterpiece- the perfect film to watch during Blizzard 2016.

    Only Kurt Russell can make a ridiculous "Yosemite Sam" hat look cool.

    "They're not Swedes, Mac, they're Norwegians!"

  • Enemy

    Enemy

    ★★★★

    Between "Nightcrawler" and this film, Jake Gyllenhaal had one hell of a year in 2014.

    I wasn't sure if I liked this one at first- but it definitely resonated with me in a strong way. It stays with you, and leaves you thinking.

    It's a surreal look at a man struggling with the encroaching responsibilities of fatherhood- at least that's my take. Some definite echoes of Kafka and Lynch here.

    I was really taken with how the film itself made…