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  • There Will Be Blood
  • Pulp Fiction
  • The Holy Mountain
  • Fargo

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  • Cry-Baby


  • Malignant

  • Funhouse


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Popular reviews

  • My Dinner with Andre

    My Dinner with Andre


    The life of a movie watcher is tough. It's not easy, as some people seem to think. You work hard watching films, and nobody cares what you've seen. You take up other lines of work to try to make a living...
    I became a factory worker... and people don't hire you. So you just spend your days doing the errands of your trade. Today I had to be up by 10:00 in the morning to watch "Atomic Blonde". Then I'd…

  • Gotti



    Unbiased history facts that I got from Gotti:

    -John Gotti will live forever.
    -John Gotti has read a Casper the friendly ghost comic at some point in his life.
    -Slapping people is the most effective way of getting them to listen to you.

    In truth, it's been a long time since I've seen something so inept, I felt like I could do better. I was convinced, for a moment, I was gazing into an alternative universe where good media is…